so when we sleep we speak fireworks.

26. translator. uk.
i love life and its absurdities. humour is essential.
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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
— No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I’LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

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○ Ti Amo ○

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: “Get off the damn computer and read.”

Me: “Mom, I read.”

Mom: “Oh yeah, what do you read?”

Me: “You know….articles and stuff…”

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ladycopwiththebedroomvoice:

A video of girls watching and reacting to “Always”, that Marlowe just retweeted. I actually really love this.

  • Andrew Marlowe: YOLO...?
  • Castle Fandom: Hey, Andrew! We're not fucking cats. Give us season 5 NOW.

so now.. how happy are you?
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so now.. how happy are you?

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  • otps: hi welcome to fandomfresh may i take your order
  • me: hello what comes in your life-ruiner value meal
  • otps: one large feels sandwich with heartache sauce, a medium serving of creys, and a large cup of emotional turmoil
  • me: ok ill take ten with extra sauce and sesame seeds
  • otps: ok total cost is your heart and soul
  • me: done and done
  • otps: have a nice day
  • me: sobs and collapses
  • otps: u okay

Warning.

Side effects of shipping your OTP include:

  • unwanted feels
  • spontaneous outbursts of crying
  • wailing
  • grinding of teeth
  • desires to throw yourself into oncoming traffic
  • nausea
  • masochism
  • curling up into a fetal position
  • loss of sanity
  • absolute destruction of the soul

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