so when we sleep we speak fireworks.

26. translator. uk.
i love life and its absurdities. humour is essential.
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old-new-borrowed-and-blue:

thaysquint:

crookshanks-in-the-tardis:

badwolfonbakerstreet:

consultingdalek:

sherlocksscarf:

sonic-equals-sound:

laddmcladface:

youre-standing-on-my-scarf:

dooshnanana:

oh my god 
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”

Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
oh my god I’M DYING
what’s wrong with gay porn though ?

“it will burn your child’s brain”

No, I think you’re mistaken. That’s Jim’s job.

UGH! I hate it when there are articles posted between the gay porn on my dash! 

Oh my god. I died of giggles. Some people are so ignorant. So. So. Ignorant. Now… where’s all that gay porn on my dash? 


this is too good omg i am crying article u cray cray

Is this real? What? I…. I can’t.
…
Where was I? Oh yeah, learning about homosexual sex.





why is this shit on my dash?? I need more space for all the gay porn!!!

Oh my god I am offended, how come she ignored the female gay side of things like it didn’t matter?

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old-new-borrowed-and-blue:

thaysquint:

crookshanks-in-the-tardis:

badwolfonbakerstreet:

consultingdalek:

sherlocksscarf:

sonic-equals-sound:

laddmcladface:

youre-standing-on-my-scarf:

dooshnanana:

oh my god 

“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”

Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.

oh my god I’M DYING

what’s wrong with gay porn though ?

“it will burn your child’s brain”

No, I think you’re mistaken. That’s Jim’s job.

UGH! I hate it when there are articles posted between the gay porn on my dash! 

Oh my god. I died of giggles. Some people are so ignorant. So. So. Ignorant. Now… where’s all that gay porn on my dash? 

this is too good omg i am crying article u cray cray

Is this real? What? I…. I can’t.

Where was I? Oh yeah, learning about homosexual sex.

why is this shit on my dash?? I need more space for all the gay porn!!!

Oh my god I am offended, how come she ignored the female gay side of things like it didn’t matter?

(Source: capncolfer, via a-tv-junkie)

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